Tuesday, July 07, 2009

What Nobody Seems to Have Realized About Star Wars (Episode IV, A New Hope)...

OK, so a few weeks back, I rewatched the first three Star Wars movies with son (and future geek) Tristan...

...and in the intervening time, my subconscious has worked overtime, and suddenly, it occurred to me the biggest tactical error the Empire made with the Death Star.

I'm sure you remember what happened in the movie... the Death Star arrives from Hyperspace on the other side of Yavin from Yavin IV (the moon the rebels are using for their base), and it takes half an hour for the Death Star to clear Yavin before destroying Yavin IV.

Now, remember, this movie's been out for well over 30 years, and I've seen it probably two dozen times or more. Yet this is the first time this has occurred to me.

Why the heck didn't they just fire the Death Star at Yavin itself?

I mean, surely the explosion of Yavin would've destroyed all its moons, including the fourth one, thereby ridding themselves of the rebels once and for all (or at least their greatest concentration).

Even if Yavin's explosion didn't immediately destroy Yavin IV, remember, the rebels' base was on a moon. The only thing holding it in place was the gravity of Yavin, which it orbited around. So let's say they blow up Yavin. Without anything to hold it into orbit, the absolute best-case scenario would be Yavin IV going into some kind of different orbit... but there's no way it would achieve the same orbit around Yavin's sun that Yavin did... it would likely either go into a new orbit closer to the sun (thus increasing the surface temp of the planet, probably beyond habitable levels) or it would be further from the sun (decreasing the surface temp, possibly even below Hoth's temperatures!).

Plus you can't entirely dismiss how the proximity of Yavin must've affected the tides and other ecological effects.

Of course, there's also a chance it wouldn't have achieved a new orbit... it could've just gone out of Yavin's system entirely and become lost in space.

Has this ever occurred to anyone else? I understand why it happened the way it did (Lucas did have his duly-issued Dramatic License, although it should've probably been expired after some of the stuff in the prequels)... has there ever been any explanation as to why it had to be this way in context of the movies?

Well, here's my own theory as to why it had to be that way...

The Death Star's destruction beam operates on the same power grid as its hyperspace drive. Therefore, when the Death Star emerges from Hyperspace, it takes time to recharge that power grid enough to fire their planetary destroyer beam (or whatever it might've been called). Since they had that half hour of time to recharge, then Grand Moff Tarkin probably figured they might as well use sublight drive to get a direct shot at the rebels (possibly there were resources on Yavin or one of its other moons the Empire wanted to acquire as well).

Any thoughts?

Update: houseofduck pointed me to this YouTube video:



I love it!

Random VIdeos of Geekery: 1960s Thor, Episode 34!

Episode 34 Part 1:

Episode 34 Part 2:

Episode 34 Part 3:

By the 10's: Devil Kids Featuring Hot Stuff!

And we're looking at another Harvey spin-off title... this one, of course, being a spin-off of Hot Stuff, the Little Devil (I believe he was a spin-off from a different Harvey title, for that matter)!

Sadly, the GCD doesn't have a scan of issue 10's cover, and my Google-fu has failed me... so...

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...we start with issue 20's cover!

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And here's issue 30!

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Issue 40! I wonder, this is the second skiing cover I've come across on a Harvey Comics cover in a By the 10's... I wonder if I could've found more if I looked at all issues?

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Issue 50!

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Issue 60!

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Issue 70!

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Issue 80!

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Issue 90!

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Issue 100... and that wraps this one up!

Next time around... you'll be seeing spots, as we look at Little Dot!

Monday, July 06, 2009

Cool Stuff: Original Comic Art!

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This time around, let's start the parade of comic art offered for sale on eBay in the past with page 11 from Ms. Marvel #19, by Carmine Infantino!

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Next, we have page 23 from Ms. Marvel #20, by Dave Cockrum!

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We're back to Marvel Team-Up again, this time with page 3 from MTU #6!

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Up next, here's a Nemesis splash by Chic Stone! I'm not sure where it came from!

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And next, we have page 17 from Nova (1st series, natch!) #16, by Infantino!

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Next, it's page 22 from Nova #24, by Infantino!

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Whew! I was wondering if I'd be getting any Kirby in this time... here's page 8 from OMAC #2, by Kirby!

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Here's Don Newton's nifty painted cover for Charlton's Phantom #68!

And next, a complete story from Plop! #16, art by Ric Estrada!

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How can I follow that up?

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Well, here's page 12 from Popeye 40, art probably by Bud Sagendorf! Not enough? How about...

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Page 23 from Rampaging Hulk #3, by Walt Simonson!

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Page 2 from Rampaging Hulk #13, by Ron Wilson!

And if that's not enough for you... well, you'll have to wait for next time!

Monster Mondays!

Let's start out with War of the Colossal Beast!

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Nice lobby card! Did you know the Colossal Beast's mutation/deformity was to cover the fact that a different actor was playing him this time?

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For some reason, whenever I see this poster, I almost have to laugh... I don't know if it's all the people falling ridiculously out of the bus windows... or if it's the armpit hair.

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Still!

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Another still!

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New war, different giant beasts... it's the French poster for War of the Gargantuas (the sequel to Frankenstein Conquers the World)!

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German poster!

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An Italian poster!

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Another Italian poster!

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Japanese poster!

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The most popularly published still from the movie!

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Turkish poster!

And now, a few Wolf Man items:

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AHI Wolfman jiggler!

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Very cool Wolfman bisque -- I would've loved to have bid on this one, since it was already painted, but the starting bid was way out of my range!

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One of these days, someone really should reissue all of the monster "Mystery Games," like the Wolfman one above!

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Tomland Wolfman action figure with glow-in-the-dark way-too-freaking-big hands and feet!

And that wraps up this volume... so next week, we'll be back at the beginning of the alphabet again!

Sunday, July 05, 2009

Puzzle Sunday!

Time for a new feature to begin here at the Random Acts of Geekery... Puzzle Sunday!

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We'll start off with puzzles and such from Marvel Fun and Games #7! Each Sunday, I'll post a puzzle from the comic, and then the following Sunday, I'll provide the solution as well as the next puzzle. Once I've run through all the puzzles in this issue, hopefully I'll come up with some other puzzles!

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Solution next week!

Cool Stuff!

You know, I do have to remember that not everyone who reads this blog has been readers for a long time... so I'm going to try to introduce some of the regular features for those who've recently joined us here at the Random Acts of Geekery! "Cool Stuff" is a feature that appears here every two to four days or so, and features photos of stuff that I've found offered for sale on eBay that I thought you guys would be interested in seeing... usually licensed product, like superhero toys, or Planet of the Apes stuff, for example, but anything that catches my interest could appear here -- plus cool sci-fi and other movie posters (I have a regular Monday feature, "Monster Mondays," that focuses just on the monster-related collectibles). I don't have any of these items for sale (at least, I didn't at the time I'm writing this post), and I can't guarantee that any of these are available on eBay right now or will be in the near future... but if you decide there's something I've shown here that you absolutely have to have, and you track it down somehow, I'd love to hear about it!

And of course, if any of these things bring back fond memories for you, feel free to share those in the comments, too! Heck, if you have a better photo of something I'm showing here, feel free to send that to me, too!

OK, let's begin with the continuance of Superman items:

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These are kind of neat flicker "coins" that were sold in 1983 or so, apparently -- but I know I certainly never saw one!

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Have I shown a photo of this "Flying Bingo" game before, or am I getting mixed up with the posts I've written for the Fortress of Solitude Trophy Room?

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Here's a magnetic target game... I'm guessing that's supposed to be Luthor at the top, but who the heck are the rest of the guys supposed to be???

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Nice mix of stuff here, eh?

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I suspect that the poster for Superman and the Mole Men was touched up a bit before publication...

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The item of most interest here (to me, at least) is the Superman pendant... I may have better photos of this in my files somewhere!

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Just how fun could this "Fun Poncho" be, anyway? I don't know why Ben Cooper used to insist on including masks with their Superman items...

No, I wasn't going to say anything about the Mego Superman who's missing his insignia.

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Looks like lots of great Curt Swan art on this Superman Print Putty, obviously a Silly Putty knockoff!

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I don't think I can say anything more than you can already figure out about this looking at the photo, eh?

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"Hi! I'm Baby Superman!" Really? I think not, as the Man of Steel had black hair even as a Baby of Steel. They similarly made Baby Batman with blonde hair, I don't know why.

Here's one of those items that I really hope that, someday, I'll be able to afford...

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It's just a supplementary set of photos to ones I had before, with this two-games-in-one item, because this was an improvement to the photos I had the first time around!

More Superman stuff next time, and maybe some non-Superman stuff!

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